No more hill diamonds for my ladies

Tony: Alec making Ryan practice on Eloise and Cletus

ALEC: "If Cletus doesn't bite you, your line is successful!"

Angie: FFFFFFFFFFFFF

RYAN: "Hey Cletus, did it hurt when you fell from hea-MY THUMB GOD WHY?!"

ALEC: "...because that line sucked. /I/ should bite you."

RYAN: "Well, you give me one then!"

ALEC: "And give away my secrets? No!"

RYAN: "Dude, I'm begging you. My game plan so far has been to cry on her shoulder. It's hardly working."

ALEC: "Well, pity's better than nothing..."

ALEC: "Uh...I bet she likes flowers."

RYAN: "Flowers... yes, yes that's good."

ALEC: "Go pick some of those yellow ones outside. I bet if you brought her dandelions she'd think it was pitiful and cute."

Angie: This is a revelation to Ryan

Tony: XD

RYAN: "Can do! No more hill diamonds for my ladies, no sir."

ALEC: "..hill what?"

RYAN: "Hill diamonds. You know, like, really nice rocks."

ALEC: "....."

RYAN: "The fancy kind."

ALEC: "............."

ALEC: "Let's stick with dandelions."

RYAN: "...Okay."

ALEC: "Oh! Make her a card, and have Cletus carry it to her. It's like bonus points."

RYAN: "Dude, /yes/. If you know, Cletus'll man up."

ALEC: "He'll do it for me. We're tight."

Angie: Cletus nods and executes a secret handshake with Alec

Tony: XD

Tony: oh god

Tony: cletus with his own little tricycle

Angie: kjhejrkhsdjfhasdkjhadfkjhadkjfsg

Tony: LOL

Angie: WITH A BASKET

Angie: Of dandelions

Tony: That he keeps dirt and worms in

Tony: hahahaha cletus the love delivery man

Angie: Yesssss

Tony: With a little bow tie

Tony: and a mailman cap

Angie: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFSDFSADFSDFDSF